Published on October 9th, 2012 | by Chris
Much like Jarhead, there’s about an hour and a half of my life I’ll never get back. USS Seaviper is probably the finest example of a movie about nothing. It’s the Seinfeld of war movies. Except ... Read More →
Published on September 22nd, 2012 | by Chris
If you want to know about the US involvement in the Pacific during World War II, then this series, “Crusade in the Pacific: America at War is it. I can’t say I’ve seen a more exhaustive ... Read More →
Published on September 20th, 2012 | by Chris
Just don’t. I should put this in with the Worst War Movie Challenge, but that would mean I’d actually have to finish it. I made it about 20 minutes before I just couldn’t take any more... Read More →
Published on September 18th, 2012 | by Chris
(Reviewed as part of the Worst War Movies Challenge) Remember when Chuck Norris made awesome movies? Yeah, me either. But that’s not the point. The point is I have to flee to Canada now so Chuck ... Read More →
Published on September 14th, 2012 | by Chris
Oh my god, my sides. When I started the Worst War Movies Challenge I had no idea how low I’d be sinking. I don’t even know how to describe Hustler Squad, its that bad. Even Dr. ... Read More →
Published on September 12th, 2012 | by Chris
I’m on the fence on this one. (That happens a lot doesn’t it)… The problem with The Last Escape isn’t so much that its a bad movie, because its not, really. It’s just not that good. A ... Read More →
Published on September 10th, 2012 | by Chris
So. As part of the Worst War Movies Challenge I figured I’d pick up one of the old standbys. 1986′s Iron Eagle. The height of “yeah, I don’t think so” movies from the 1980s. I know ... Read More →
Published on September 8th, 2012 | by Chris
[Reviewed as part of the "Worst War Movies Challenge"!!] “It takes war to another dimension!” Boy, you can say that again. A dimension of suck. Here’s the gist: Squad stumbles on crashed alien spaceship in Germany ... Read More →
Published on September 7th, 2012 | by Chris
From the “where did this come from” school of 1980′s TV specials, I present “Too Young the Hero.” The “true story” of one Calvin Graham, who at the ripe old age of twelve, managed to hoodwink ... Read More →
Published on September 6th, 2012 | by Chris
OK, so after watching the completely awful Air Strike, a thought occurred to me. There has got to be a list of the worst war movies ever made, right? Well, actually there are several. Unfortunately 95% ... Read More →
Published on September 6th, 2012 | by Chris
Whew, that’s better. Behind Enemy Lines 2: Axis of Evil isn’t a masterpiece of modern cinema. But then again it doesn’t try to be. It is what it is, and that’s a kick ass thrill ride ... Read More →
Published on September 5th, 2012 | by Chris
I don’t know. I thought for a minute this one might not be as bad as I thought it would be. Just for a minute. What was my first clue? Was it the terrible “aaaaaa!” when ... Read More →
Published on August 27th, 2012 | by Chris
When Anzio started, I actually considered turning it off. I was greeted with a completely groovy and highly 1965 Tom Jones-ish intro song. If that wasn’t enough, it was followed with an opening scene of a ... Read More →
Published on August 20th, 2012 | by Chris
Yawn. Based somewhat on a similar 2002 Fort Bragg murder incident. Garrison is about a soldier that goes AWOL and murders his buddy’s wife/girlfriend/I dunno because she’s cheating on said buddy. The problem? For one, take ... Read More →
Published on August 11th, 2012 | by Chris
Stanley Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket is one of those Vietnam movies that really doesn’t get old to me. Unlike Platoon, which (for whatever reason) seems to get more dated and cliched each time I see it, ... Read More →
Published on August 7th, 2012 | by Chris
[congrats to Stan, who won the disc! thanks, guys!... Read More →