Published on September 5th, 2012 | by Chris1
Air Strike (2004)
I don't know. I thought for a minute this one might not be as bad as I thought it would be. Just for a minute. What was my first clue? Was it the terrible "aaaaaa!" when Garret learns his brother has been killed in action? Was it the strange "drone cameras" which conveniently provided a 3rd eye in the sky for all the glorious helicopter action? Or was it the at-times just awful CG animation? No! I know, it was the unbelievably bad dialog written by 13-year olds who just watched Pulp Fiction for the first time and learned the F-word!!
Ugh. Long story short, retired Apache pilot Garret (Babylon 5's Robert Rusler) gets sucked back into action when his brother is killed in a "War on drugs" raid on a Russian mafia boss. Or something. His new partner? The fetching but completely annoying "Charlie" (TV soap star Jennifer Gareis).
They of course proceed to get their revenge on the drug lord Ivan in their Apaches (which of course have "Apache" painted on the side, you know, in case they forget)... and well, you can guess the rest. Bonus, you get to see Frederic Lehne smoke the shit out of a cigar or two. (Seriously, its like, amazing.)
Unless you and a few friends want to get together and do a MST3K style roast of this thing. Just don't. Do yourself a favor. Here's the trailer. The whole thing is actually up on YouTube, if you're interested.
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DVD InformationBinding: DVD
Audience Rating: R (Restricted)
Manufacturer: Lions Gate
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- Robert Rusler
- Jennifer Gareis
- Fredric Lehne
- Pepper Sweeney
- Ivaylo Geraskov
Summary: Unless you and a few friends want to get together and do a MST3K style roast of this thing. Just don't. Do yourself a favor. Here's the trailer. The whole thing is actually up on YouTube, if you're interested.